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New Year's Scene

12/31/2013

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This scene isn't set at New Year's but for all those who have been asking about the mystery blonde in Jackson's hotel suite, I decided to post that scene in its entirety.  I'll be switching back to my historical fiction series in January, so if you want to know where my last few week's of WeWriWa posts (from my Christmas comedy WIP North Pole: Confidential) were heading, read on...




          After a week at the North Pole Jackson still marveled that there was a hotel anywhere in the world that still used actual keys instead of key cards or some other advanced technology.  He fished his room key from his pocket and inserted it into the lock only to find that his room door was unlocked already.  He let it swing in, even more surprised to find that a light was on in the kitchen portion of the suite, and from the angle of the beams on the floor it looked like there was one on in the bedroom as well.  He kicked off his shoes to minimize the sound of his footfalls.

          Cautiously, he drew the gun he always carried on his person and eased into the room, checking behind the door and keeping his back to one wall as much as possible.  There was music playing softly, and a crackling blaze in the fireplace, but other than that he could not hear anything suspicious.  Moving silently, he kicked the door closed and it shut with a loud bang.

          “Oh,” a soft, feminine voice exclaimed.  “Jack?  Is that you?”

          Jackson gritted his teeth.  He hated it when people called him Jack, and strangers in his personal space calling him that was a particular pet peeve of his.  “Pizza delivery!” he called out, training his gun on the direction from which the voice had come.

          “But I didn’t order any, oh!”  The petite blonde stopped at the sight of a gun aimed at her head.  She put a hand to her heart and slumped against a wall, the red satin of her negligee riding up her thigh as she leaned.  “It is you!  Thank goodness.  For a minute there I was scared.”

          Jackson stood frozen in place and blinked mutely for a minute.  The girl looked familiar to him.  She had pointy ears so she was obviously a local.  He recognized her face, but for the life of him could not bring up her name.  The music, fire and negligee were far too easy to read, and while he might have been flattered under other circumstances, at the moment he was just pissed off.  Finally he found his voice and said “What the hell are you doing in my suite?”

          She smiled in a way that reminded him of a smug neighborhood cat that had annoyed the hell out of him during his childhood.  He had gotten more than one scratch from that little bastard, and he would not be surprised if this one scratched too.  She tilted her head and gave him what he was sure she thought was her best appreciative gaze.  “I should think that would be obvious, Jack.”

          His arms relaxed a bit and he lowered the gun as he bit out, “My name is Jackson, not Jack.  You’ve got two minutes to explain who you are and why you’re really here before I throw you out.  If you talk fast you might have time to get dressed too.”

          She bristled and moved her painted lips into a practiced pout.  “You mean you don’t remember me?”

          “Let me see,” he pretended to think, “blonde, presumptuous, way too high an opinion of herself—reminds me of a couple dozen women, but the pointy ears narrow it down to … no one I know.”  He used the gun to point to where her jeans lay draped over the back of a chair.  “Clock’s ticking, Goldilocks.  Start with your name.”

          She let out an exasperated breath and pulled the jeans on as she answered.  “Joellen.  Joellen Baxter.  We met this morning at the Bakery.  I would have thought you’d remember.” She shot him a look of irritation.

          “Thought doesn’t seem to be high on your priority list.” He countered.  “What’s with the seduction scene?  I’ve had my share of luck with women, but I’m not that irresistible.”

          “Don’t underestimate yourself Jack.” She purred.

          He stepped closer, pressing the gun to her cleavage and speaking through clenched teeth.  “It’s Jackson.  And the next person to call me Jack is going to get a lesson so harsh, they’ll never call anyone Jack again.”

          Joellen’s eyes widened and she seemed to finally understand that her prey was not in the mood.  “I didn’t mean anything by this.  Well, I mean I was planning to seduce you, but that was all I wanted.”

          His eyes narrowed to intimidating face slits (I know!  I'll change it later).  “Why?”

          “To…” she faltered briefly, truly frightened by the intensity of the dislike blazing in his ocular orbs.  “To steal you from Angel.”

          Jackson was so surprised he nearly dropped his weapon.  “What?  Steal me from…?  We’re not even a thing.”

          “You’re not?” Her jaw fell. “You mean I went to all this trouble for nothing?”  She threw her hands in the air.  “Great!  Total waste of an evening!  Unless…” she turned and threw him a sultry look.

          He holstered his gun and ran a hand through his hair.  “Finish getting dressed.  Why did you even think I was involved with Angel?”

          Joellen’s words were muffled on occasion as she slipped back into the rest of her clothes.  “It’s pretty obvious she likes you.  And you weren’t exactly dying to get away from her either.”

          Jackson shook his head.  He did not understand women at all.  Because he didn’t ignore someone it meant he was dating her?  What book was that rule written in?  Not one he’d read, that was for sure.  Nor did he understand why Joellen would want him just because she thought Angel had him.  Did women really do things like that?  He’d known a few dirt bag guys who would steal another man’s woman just to prove they could, but he thought women were above that sort of thing and were just looking for someone to love them.

          Joellen emerged from the next room, fully clothed.  “Listen, it’s not that I just go to bed with any guy.  I do find you very attractive.  I wouldn’t have done this if I didn’t think I’d have a good time while I was at it.”

          “That’s practical, I suppose.” Jackson said with a bemused expression on his face.  “Look, I appreciate the compliment, and you’re a very pretty girl … woman … elf …  But we seem to be on different wave lengths here.  You’re too hot, I’m too cold, and after the week I’ve had sleep sounds just right.”

          He walked her to the door and was about to let her out when a thought occurred to him.  “You would really have slept with me just to hurt Angel?”

          “Yes,” she admitted brazenly, and rubbed up against him.  “And the offer still stands if you change your mind, Mr. Frost.”

          He looked down into her smoldering eyes, at her cherry red lips, and said “My mother told me always let a lady down gently.  But you’re not a lady.”  He opened the door and shoved her out into the hall shouting “not in a million years, blondie” loudly enough for anyone nearby to hear, and then slammed the door in her face, locking it for emphasis.

          Next he did the only sensible thing: had a sandwich and a glass of milk, brushed and flossed his teeth, and went to bed.  Alone. 




May 2014 be filled with blessings for you and yours!

Kate




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WeWriWa 15

12/28/2013

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Welcome to this special birthday edition of Weekend Writing Warriors. 

Everyone in my family has been sick lately (one at a time, thankfully) including myself.  My birthday wish was that no one vomit today and thus far, no one has.  My husband was the last to get the dread virus, and seems to have worse symptoms than the rest of us did, but he's the only one who has kept all his food down, so I'm pretty impressed at this point.  I'm also pretty tired so without further ado I give you...the next eight!

I did a little creative punctuation here, for which I'm certain I'll be forgiven.  A little of the mystery should be cleared up this week.  Hope you like them:




          The petite blonde stopped at the sight of a gun aimed at her head.  She put a hand to her heart and slumped against a wall, the red satin of her negligee riding up her thigh as she leaned.  "It is you!  Thank goodness...for a minute there I was scared."

          Jackson stood frozen in place and blinked mutely for a minute.  The girl looked familiar to him--she had pointy ears so she was obviously a local; he recognized her face but for the life of him could not bring up her name.  The music, fire, and negligee were far too easy to read, and while he might have been flattered under other circumstances, at the moment he was just pissed off.  Finally he found his voice and said "What the hell are you doing in my suite?"




That's my eight for this week.  I'll do my best to make all my visits in a timely manner, and I'll see you all next year!

Kate


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WeWriWa 14

12/21/2013

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Greetings ladies and gentleman.  Christmas is fast approaching and I almost forgot to post this.  Between preparations for the holiday (plus two birthdays) and my fibro hitting me hard lately, it's hard to keep track of everything.

But, the tree is up, the presents are wrapped, and here I am typing so no worries. 

Before I post my eight I want to take a moment to thank those who read and comment.  It means so much to writers to get feedback on our work.  Even just a few words can literally make our day.  So thank you for reading, and a double thank you for those who comment, review, email, etc. 

Now on to the Eight!  By popular demand I am continuing where last week's snippet left off in Chapter 5:







          “Jack?  Is that you?”

          Jackson gritted his teeth.  He hated it when people called him Jack, and strangers in his personal space calling him that was a particular pet peeve of his.  “Pizza delivery!” he called out, training his gun on the direction from which the voice had come.

          “But I did not order any, oh!”  The petite blonde stopped at the sight of a gun aimed at her head.  She put a hand to her heart and slumped against a wall, the red satin of her negligee riding up her thigh as she leaned. 




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That's my eight for this week.  I'll see you around the internet between addressing Christmas cards and baking cookies.  And if we don't connect between now and then, Merry Christmas, Blessed Kwanzaa, Happy New Year, and a lovely whatever else you care to celebrate.




Kate


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WeWriWa 13

12/14/2013

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Welcome friends and readers.  It's good to be back!  I've missed the Weekend Writing Warriors crowd.

My timing isn't the best as I have a meeting tomorrow, but I had a meeting today too.  This is a busy weekend.  But I'll make sure to make my round of visits if it takes me all through Monday to do it!

I thought I'd give everyone a taste of my new WIP (not that the old one is finished by any means).  North Pole: Confidential  tells the story of what really goes on up there.  Jackson Frost is a detective sent up north to investigate a missing elf case.  Posing as a writer doing research for a book and a magazine article, he finds himself charmed by the small town atmosphere, the comprehensive healthcare, and Santa's daughter Angel.  But sinister forces are at work and it is up to Jackson and a cast of colorful characters to save the day, and maybe even Christmas.

Using the random scrolling method I give you eight lines from Chapter 5.



          After a week at the North Pole Jackson still marveled that there was a hotel anywhere in the world that still used actual keys instead of key cards or some other advanced technology.  He fished his room key from his pocket and inserted it into the lock only to find that his room door was unlocked already.  He let it swing in, even more surprised to find that a light was on in the kitchen portion of the suite, and from the angle of the beams on the floor it looked like there was one on in the bedroom as well.  He kicked off his shoes to minimize the sound of his footfalls.
          Cautiously, he drew the gun he always carried on his person and eased into the room, checking behind the door and keeping his back to one wall as much as possible.  There was music playing softly, and a crackling blaze in the fireplace, but other than that he could not hear anything suspicious.  Moving silently, he kicked the door closed and it shut with a loud bang.
          “Oh,” a soft, feminine voice exclaimed.




That's it for me.  I don't know why my blog has switched fonts on me but, oh well.  See you around the blogs of other great WeWriWa participants!

Kate











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If We Make it Through December...

12/3/2013

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November has come and gone, and with it my participation in National Novel Writing Month.  This was a hard-fought victory over stress and circumstances beyond anyone's control.

Now is the time to take a break, but not too long a break.  I will go back to working on The DeFord Chronicles, Part II.  The goal is to finish, edit, and publish it in 2014.  If all goes well, North Pole: Confidential may also be finished, edited, and published before the end of next year.  But I don't want to set my expectations too high, as we never know what life holds in store for us in the future.

My family had a nice Thanksgiving with two exceptions: three of the kids were in various stages of sickness, and I burned one of my fingers due to an unnoticed hole in an oven mitt.


I hope everyone has been well in my absence, and I promise to attempt getting back to a normal posting schedule.  I also hope to resume my participation in Weekend Writing Warriors.  Been missing the WeWriWa crowd, and reading everyone's posts.

That's all for just now.  I'll post again next week, if not before.

Kate



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